Soooo....yeah...new blog....
I swear, I am not trying to copy anyone, but this just looked like it would be fun. Ummmm....lets see, being that this is my first blog I have ever written in my 27 years on earth, I thought that it would be fun to let my vast audience know a little about me and why I am doing this...Now, I realize that you might not care too much about my subjects that I am talking about at time, and I want to thank you in advance for reading on anyways...I will definately take requests too...so If you want to hear my take on anything, just let me know and I will write about it.
Ok, so about me. I am male. My name is Brandon. I have 2 parents, 1 younger brother, and the greatest sister-in-law that one could ever ever ask for....even though she has only been my sister for a month....I just have a good feeling about her. I like movies, video games, basketball, baseball, football, soccer, music, playing the piano, and most of all...Singing. I am single and happy...but I will write on that later...
K...so I have a facebook too...and you can look at it if you want.
So, I thought I would start things out with things that Annoy me.
Thing 1...oh and I will go from minor annoyances to the greatest annoyances...Thing....wait...
Ok better...Thing 1: The "You Need To's"....Now, these vary...if it's, "You need to see this movie." That's ok...but, if it's "You need to (insert something that is telling me how to live my life)." That drives me nuts...10-1 I have already thought about it....or I just dont want to talk about it. But the more you tell me how to live my life, the more subborn I get....but like I said, It is a minor annoyance and I always take peoples "you need to's" into consideration. I dont just blow them off
Thing 2: Hang nails
Thing 3: People who try to text and drive but suck at it...they are the true dangers to society. I am good at texting and driving. I do it at stop lights, and/or in areas that I know that I am not a danger to myself or others around me...not driving in heavy fast moving traffic...more on the long straight roads that there are no cars within 5 feet of me...yeah...so either get better at texting and driving or dont do it at all.
Thing 4: Celebrity gossip...yet I still find myself, every now and then, getting caught up in what is going on in Hollywood
Thing 5: LOL....yep...I dont like this term one bit...in fact add OMG as well....You will never see me using any of them...the only one I use is BTW and BRB...or if I am stepping away from halo for a second, I will say I am going AFK...even though I use a controler not a Keyboard and AFC sounds dumb
Thing 6: Ok so here is where the serious stuff starts....SLOW DRIVERS....speed limit drivers are fine...I am talking about all you 60 in a 65 drivers out there. The gas is on the Right, please use it. You mess up my day and everyone elses day when you are being a jerk and driving under the speed limit...plus, then people are having to pass you up...and they are angry now, because you made them angry and then they dont pay attention like they should and dont use their turn signal and wrecks happen and people die and it is all. because. you. decided. to. not. follow. the. speed limit sign. and. drive. super. slow.
Thing 7: Toyota Prius....When I drive, and I get behind on...first off...It's a car, but the back end is so stinking high, I cant see around it or over it...second, the acceleration on those things is a joke....third..I just dont like them...Bad things always start to happen when I get behind a Prius...
Thing 8: Rude People...There is no reason to be rude everybody. Just be nice. When I worked in collections, people hung up on me for no reason other than the fact that they were trying to strike back at "The MAN" to all those people: You are so dumb and we gonna find you.
Thing 9: When people scare me just to watch me jump....(insert violent thoughts here) I will ask you nicely right now...Please do not do this to me. I do not like it and I dont laugh about it afterwards...I seriously 100% hate it
Thing 10: Getting poked...ok not facebook poked...real poked...like in the side or stomach...I dont know why, but when people poke me, every time that they make any movement in my direction afterwards, I jump...so It's like you are scaring me (see thing 9) even if you are not trying. I dont like the feeling of getting poked...I hate needles so when you poke me, It is like making me thing your finger is a needle and forcing me to re-live my fear of shots all over again...and yes this is my #1 annoyance above all other annoyances...
Ok, So now that you read my first blog in life, Please follow me and I will try to entertain you...also, like I said earlier...if you want to hear my take on something...anything, just let me know and I will try to write about it...Thank you for reading.
Brandon
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